Disaster preparedness

Disasters are bad news, whether they're your run of the mill tsunami or a full out Zombie Apocolypse nobody wants to be caught in one unprepared.

Unless you are that guy, but you aren't are you? "Okay, so I'm not that guy so what do I do?" you ask, well first off drop the tone that's why I'm here to help, You see I've developed a little system for surviving even the worst situations it called the 3 G's of Survival! Guns, water, food, and smarts that's right its that simple so let's get started.

Guns are by far my favorite of the three g's they come in handy in any disaster situation from being depantsed in gym class to zombies (ghost are a terrifying exception)and in the worst case scenarios they can even be used for hunting.Some experts believe guns should be reserved for the most dire situations but I whole heartedly disagree a gun is an invaluable resource. Next comes water and food although they are technically two separate g's I am lumping them together because the method for procurring them is the same in my system. Your first thought is probably to head to the local convenience store but this is a mistake as everyone without the proper training will take this route leading to an unnessecary expenditure of ammunition, the more practical and energy saving method is to prey on the weak, in other words the elderly and children.

(So your not going to help us?)

Even though guns happen to be my favorite smarts are by far the most important aspect of disaster survival without the proper smarts you will not live long enough to be old and gross. You have to learn to think fast and act faster, action without thought is a major mistake (known in the business as pulling a Ron Artest), I know what your thinking and yes it is going to be hard but if you want smarts you're going to have to give up reality televion so say goodbye to the Kardashians and hello to old age. Remember without smarts you might as well be a mouse

and trust me you always want to be the cat in that relationship. Well there you go now that you have my 3 G's system you have an 85% better chance of surviving your next disaster that's science!(sorry ladies) Maybe after you've come out on top of your next survival situation and I come out of my underground bunker we can have lunch or something

-till next time on Back to the Robbie-