Tom Green?

Trust me I was'nt expecting it either but the facts are the facts, and the fact is Tom Green is stalking my neighborhood.

Scary right, I know it sounds crazy but I've seen him with my own two eyes and I'm not talking in a fun "Hey! It's Tom Green." way either but more like "It's two in the morning think I'll get a glass of milk...what was that moving by my back door? Jumping Beans! is that Tom Green?!" way.

The worst part is he knows I know, and I know what your thinking "So what everyone knows Tom Green can't come in unless you invite him in first" and I thought that too but he's been leaving me messages like "I'm the reason the streetlights are out on your block" and "I've been learning your schedule...for no apparent reason." but I'm going to tell you right now I think he has a reason. The question is does Tom Green want to kill me? I don't know but one of his most recent notes leads me to believe he does.

So what do you think? Am I just overreacting and blaming Mr. Green instead of dealing with the stress in my life in a productive way or should I start acting a little more like this lady and teach old Tom a lesson he won't soon forget?

-Sincerely seeking advice Robbie-