Robbie observer of man

I believe that the best way to understand yourself is to try and understand your fellow man, so in that spirit I spent today observing the "WORLD OF MAN". My first meaningful discovery was one that I probably should have expected from the very beggining, people are boring. I am not sure what I expected when I began this grand experiment but thanks to a little place called Hollywood I know what wanted to see explosions, grand gestures of love, and maybe even a little Liam Neeson(just a little). Now I'm not saying I did'nt get to see any of these things but it does'nt count when I'm the one who is creating them. As a side note explosions are apparently illegal, grand gestures of love only work on girls who love you back and Liam Neeson is impossible to find. The things that people actually do in their daily lives only seem to interest them and their friends not having this luxury of friendship I decided to give it a try. My cowardice would not allow me to befriend the big people so I decided my best point of entry to the world of human fellowship was children so I headed to the park. Not wanting to be unprepared when I approached my small companions I decided to sit back and observe them at play first. What I noticed was that when one of the little boys pushed down one of the little girls all of the other boys began laughing and high fiving each other seeing this as my way in I aproached them. I walked up to the closest little girl and gave her a great shove which sent her rolling head over heels onto the ground then throwing my hand into the air I ran to the little boys to recieve my high fives, only to be greeted by the terrified screems of the children as they ran away. Now I am not the most astute...well anything but I know when it's time to leave and leave I did. A complete disaster averted I decided it might be time to throw in the towel but not before putting together what I had learned about mankind and myself. The daily habits of peole appear to be at least outwardly mundane, children are confusing and have different standards for the big people then they do for themselves, Mankind walks on two legs as opposed to the more common four, and I need professional help.


-till next time on Back to the Robbie